Take off your shoes when you come inside
Accepted currencies
We are legally within our right to reject marriage proposals within our facilities.
Farting within our facilities can and will result in you being escorted out of the facility, and banishment from ever entering one of our facilities again.
We will NEVER ask to see a customer's ID.
Don't eat glass
We are not legally liable for any felonies committed by Spamton G. Spamton, as he is no longer employed by us; even if he claims to be.